We have most dishes and towels for two,

Pots and pans and a kettle too,

Knives and forks and spoons

galore,

There isn't much room for anything more!

So, if you'd like to bring us a gift,

A check or cash would give us a lift,

Perhaps you could contribute to our honeymoon fund, or help us save for our dream home, our next big run,

Please don't be offended by this request,

As our day will be completed with you as our guest!